Geezer Swagg

My very own counterpart, Miss USA Crystle Stewart and I have something in common (besides our looks– See the resemblance? lol)

https://i0.wp.com/pourelle.grioo.com/images/rubriques/4/2228.jpg

Its out affinity for older men.

But even I find this to be in bad taste.

https://i0.wp.com/www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/bill-murray-the-darjeeling-limited-new-york-city-movie-premiere-arrivals-0Qofvu.jpg

The two have been seen around Chi-town canoodling, particularly @ one restaurant named Sepia.

Now, there are my fair share of older men that I would do, (of course if they were available–Nooooo disrespect)

http://freshplays.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/denzel-washington-picture-5.jpg

https://i2.wp.com/www.papermag.com/blogs/barack-obama-bw.png

but that’s besides the point.

Bill Murray?  She’s 27 & he is 58.  That means he’s 60. Which is rounded to 100. Which means Miss USA Crystle Stewart has been seen around town dating this!!!:

https://i2.wp.com/images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2006/11/07/fossil472.jpg

If they got together and had kids,

https://i0.wp.com/www.inentertainment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/crystle-stewart-becomes-miss-usa-2008-from-texas-america.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/www.gossipboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/r14793_36276.jpg

They’d probably look like:

https://i2.wp.com/earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/michael_jackson.jpg

I’m not saying, I’m just sayin…

But I guess she figures if he’s been in movies like:

Little Shop of Horrors

Caddyshack

Groundhog Day

Charlies Angels (as one of the Angels)

Osmosis Jones

and

Garfield: A Tale of two Kitties

then his pockets gotta be fat.

https://i1.wp.com/www.worth1000.com/web/media/4004/bill-murray-wks-final-no-ti.jpg

God speed.

Love,

Ms. Officer

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