Johnny Depp the Sexiest Man Alive??

Well it took long enough, but here I am! And it only took one simple magazine cover to prompt me to do so.

Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive???

The Sexiest Man Alive: Johnny Depp

This list is actually revered by many.  It’s usually pretty accurate as to who they select,  and the cover usually tends to be the best choice.

Buuuut

Are they f*ckin insane?

There is nothing sexy about

Johnny Gill

Johnny Damon

Johnny Depp.

When I look at Johnny Depp, I do not want to have sex.

In fact, he seems abit molestor-y.

https://i1.wp.com/www.autographdealer.com/images/45Depp3.jpg

Not just here.

https://i2.wp.com/www.hollywoodyesterday.com/images/Johnny_Depp_33.jpg

and certainly here:

http://designdirection.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/johnny-depp-picture-1.jpg

It seems to me that he really wouldn’t be interested in anybody over the age of consent.

https://i1.wp.com/2.bp.blogspot.com/_MS9ktdiDCKA/Sj-Wj63FvkI/AAAAAAAAP6k/DPuqpLL_4A4/s400/johnny-depp-mad-matter.jpg

Yep, That’s about right.

Love,

Ms. Officer

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Dawn says:

    hahaha very true and i never really thought about it that way…and you make me laugh so damnhard!

  2. Johnny Depp is FANTASTIC ! I LOVE HIM! When I become an moviestar I totally want to be in a movie with him! LOVE HIM ! 🙂

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