Well it took long enough, but here I am! And it only took one simple magazine cover to prompt me to do so.
Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive???
This list is actually revered by many. It’s usually pretty accurate as to who they select, and the cover usually tends to be the best choice.
Are they f*ckin insane?
There is nothing sexy about
When I look at Johnny Depp, I do not want to have sex.
In fact, he seems abit molestor-y.
Not just here.
and certainly here:
It seems to me that he really wouldn’t be interested in anybody over the age of consent.
Yep, That’s about right.