As if I haven’t already written about this more than any other topic on this entire website, more Tiger Woods drama ensues:
-This week we learned that Elin is not having it anymore, so she decided she was packin’ up, taking the kids & going to Sweden for a Tiger-less holiday.
I even was told that she was going to leave sooner, but she had to wait for one of her children to recover from the flu.
I woulda wrapped that sucker in some plastic & left.
-Oh yeah, did I mention that she’s divorcing him & going after half of his $1 Billion fortune?
(That is, $500 million to you idiots).
-Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel not only flew down to Florida to be w/ Woods, but reportedly brokered anywhere from $1-$3 Million to not release all the other kinky sh*t & naked pictures next to questionable things & people she has of Tiger any more information.
-The Tiger Tally is up to 14 women who’ve come forward so far.
-Tiger’s binging on cereal, cartoons, & put put golf to pass the time. Apparently he’s turned into a 6 year old schoolgirl.
But of course that is not all. Apparently The Crypt Keeper a cougar by the name of Theresa Rogers said she was the one who “taught Tiger everything he knows”
And who knows when these two started romping around?
Aaaaand Yes, I am aware of the fact that this post comes directly after my lusting after a man over 20 years my senior, there is one important difference here:
John Stamos is hot.
I mean, at least if your gonna go old, do it in style.
A bonus “Everyone looks the Same to Me” for you.
However, all of the women seem to agree on one aspect (I wonder if he also paid them for):
They all say Tiger is good in bed.