Gary Coleman and Domestic Violence in the Same Sentence

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Well, this is weird.

In yet another set of words uncomfortably strung together in a sentence, Gary Coleman was arrested today in Utah.  For…you guessed it, hitting someone.  He was taken in at 1:28 this afternoon, and the details still remain hazy.  The victim still has yet to be identified.

Perhaps this isn’t as weird as I origionally thought.  Gary Coleman is no stranger to oddities.

I mean,

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This awkward marriage to a then 21-year-old Shannon Price from somewhere in the middle of the country where cousin marrying has never been frowned upon. And then saying he was a virgin at age 63

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Then there was this episode where he like, had his mouth & arms doused in crack & signed stuff like manties & Gamecubes for money…or two loosies and a monkey

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The time he was surrounded by Mark Messier and a bunch of used jock straps. And Mark Messier’s ballsack was hanging out underneath

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or the time he was on Divorce Court with Paul Bunyan

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or Gary Coleman actually aging.

By the way– His wife Shannon was arrested in 2008 for domestic violence.

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More info to come as the story develops.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

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