Lady Gaga & The Beyonce- Telephone

Here is the world premiere of the highly anticipated video!

Before you instantly gratify yourselves with visuals of The Beyonce & Mr. Lady Gaga, you must appreciate my live commentary of this video as I watched it unfold for the very first time.

Much like you, I was thinking:

– I did not realize watching this thing was going to take up 10 minutes of my time

-@:24 secs: What’s the point of Tyrese being in this video?

-@ :38 secs I decided it was too weird. And I had to stop eating my Wheat Thins in order to continue watching

-Anyone who doesn’t think Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite is a hermaphrodite too

-@ :54 secs: This is gross.

-:1:12: That is one hell of a tuck & roll to try and prove you don’t have a ***k.

-@ 1:40: Those glasses could get dangerous.

-@1:43: Precious?

-@ 2:07: What is this?

-@3:37: Panty prison, huh? nice. I’d go too if I got 3 squares, no rent plus cable. Not a bad deal.

-@ 4:24: A Beats By Dre computer, huh? But what is that using it? It’s voice is deep. And gross.

-@ 4:51: I don’t see The Beyonce not overshadowing Lady Gaga in this video.

-@4:55: This is starting to feel like this could go one of two ways. 1 of which being a bad porno.

-@5:03: Yep, this is weird. (Notice The Beyonce did not venture eating after Gaga.)

-@5:07: Ew. Honey Buns. Hoodrat snack.

-@6:07: Asian stereotypes are always fun. And Accurate.

-@7:07: Nice! Actual recipe for poison.  That could actually come in handy.

-@ 7:49: The Beyonce looked a little manly for, like, 2/3 of a second. No big deal though. She’s still insanely beautiful.

-@7:50: Love the dance sequence, even though they decided to bring their friends along to trample all over some dead bodies.

Very Laverne and Shirley-esque.  Although I’m not sure they actually rode off in a P****Wagon. I’m gonna have to check my references on that one.

See and enjoy for yourself.

I still come away from this not really knowing what Lady Gaga really looks like.

But I Love the song and the concept (overall) is innovative. That Lady Gaga won’t disappoint.

What kind of commentary can you come up with? Place them below!


*Ms. Officer


8 Comments Add yours

  1. missofficer says:

    at 4;37.. the Lady cop types MISSOFFICER in the login of the dating website. A nod to lil’wayne! and the Officer’s.!

  2. Denise says:

    Damn. Took me 42 years to learn I’m a hermaphrodite.

    I giggle everytime Beyonce says “Gaga”. Just sounds funny.

  3. MsOfficer says:

    Sorry to break the news to you

  4. Denise says:

    And if you still seriously don’t know what she “really” looks like, behold:

    She also makes two blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearances as her pre-Gaga self in the jail scenes of “Telephone” .

  5. MsOfficer says:

    lol yea i know, but there’s just something so…about her

  6. Denise says:

    LOL, some people are starting to wonder about “Hunny- Bee’s” new BFF – is Jay-Z’s getting the job done at home? Or is it that she doesn’t want Gaga to feel lonely on that list of things that nutbag Fred Phelps says God hates ?
    That video is 10 minutes of serious WTF. I could watch it all day. Of course then I’d have to spend the entire next day in the shower

  7. Denise says:

    Okay, not to be a pain in your ass, but I stumbled across this today, and I’m curious as to what you’ll make of this:
    Personaly, I think this dude mistook a bottle of Night Train for his daily dose of Jesus Juice..

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