Here is the world premiere of the highly anticipated video!
Before you instantly gratify yourselves with visuals of The Beyonce & Mr. Lady Gaga, you must appreciate my live commentary of this video as I watched it unfold for the very first time.
Much like you, I was thinking:
– I did not realize watching this thing was going to take up 10 minutes of my time
-@:24 secs: What’s the point of Tyrese being in this video?
-@ :38 secs I decided it was too weird. And I had to stop eating my Wheat Thins in order to continue watching
-Anyone who doesn’t think Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite is a hermaphrodite too
-@ :54 secs: This is gross.
-:1:12: That is one hell of a tuck & roll to try and prove you don’t have a ***k.
-@ 1:40: Those glasses could get dangerous.
-@ 2:07: What is this?
-@3:37: Panty prison, huh? nice. I’d go too if I got 3 squares, no rent plus cable. Not a bad deal.
-@ 4:24: A Beats By Dre computer, huh? But what is that using it? It’s voice is deep. And gross.
-@ 4:51: I don’t see The Beyonce not overshadowing Lady Gaga in this video.
-@4:55: This is starting to feel like this could go one of two ways. 1 of which being a bad porno.
-@5:03: Yep, this is weird. (Notice The Beyonce did not venture eating after Gaga.)
-@5:07: Ew. Honey Buns. Hoodrat snack.
-@6:07: Asian stereotypes are always fun. And Accurate.
-@7:07: Nice! Actual recipe for poison. That could actually come in handy.
-@ 7:49: The Beyonce looked a little manly for, like, 2/3 of a second. No big deal though. She’s still insanely beautiful.
-@7:50: Love the dance sequence, even though they decided to bring their friends along to trample all over some dead bodies.
Very Laverne and Shirley-esque. Although I’m not sure they actually rode off in a P****Wagon. I’m gonna have to check my references on that one.
See and enjoy for yourself.
I still come away from this not really knowing what Lady Gaga really looks like.
But I Love the song and the concept (overall) is innovative. That Lady Gaga won’t disappoint.
What kind of commentary can you come up with? Place them below!