Originally, I didn’t want to touch this.

My goodness this is too good to pass up.

There once was a young man named LeBron James, who had a mother named Gloria James.

There once was a young man named Delonte West, who had no steady girlfriend or wife.

Lebron played for the Cleveland Cavaliers,

Delonte, too was on the team.

The Cavs just lost to the Boston Celtics in the Eastern Conference semi-finals.

Rumor had it that the Cavs lost the series because the Celts were better because James was distraught over West f***ing his moms.

Wheeew this is a nasty one.

In true PR Lebron fashion, he diplomatically came out and said the hearsay was untrue.

Ok. That was the PC thing to do.

Enter NBA Hall-of Famer, Calvin Murphy.

He made those explosive claims Verified everything on ESPN Radio in Houston.

Fret not, King Queen King James,

there is a simple solution to this. I don’t know why he hasn’t thought of it yet:

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Bron Bron needs some Home Improvement.


*Ms. Officer


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