You never know what to expect with this chile:
-@ :53: Already nervous. Half naked soldiers = sodomy > authority.
– @1:03: Never mind, this looks like Snow White
– @1:44 Crap. This thing is over 8 minutes long?
-@ 2:10 ok, Evita, ok.
-@ 2:36: Why is it that everywhere Lady GaGa goes there’s some sort of sex-filled authority figures dancing for her? Personally? Where is this sex-isle?
-@ 2:56: I kinda want something to slip out.
-@ 3:43: Never mind, they all like each other.
-@ 4:00: Gaga’s really trying hard to convince us she doesn’t have both.
-@ 4:24: You can always tell which one applied their own guyliner made up the dance.
– @4:51: I do that.
-@ 5:40: Madonna.
-@ 8:16: Who doesn’t like to get naked in front of a bunch of guys who don’t care about it?
I come away from this not knowing two things:
1. Who Alejandro actually is supposed to be in this vid.
2. What Lady Gaga actually looks like. (Again)
The mystery remains.