Who else was completely unaware MC Hammer
was still alive in a sparring match with Jiggaman?
“Hammer went broke, so you know I’m more focused/I lost 30 mil’, so I spent another 30/’Cause unlike Hammer, 30 million can’t hurt me.- Jay-Z on Kanye West’s “So Appalled”
@ :01 At least this is in HD.
@ 1:07 Who’s idea was it for a close up on Hammer while he licked his lips??
@ 1:08 Why is this office sh*t so long?
@ 1:38 This is an extreme case of Moobs. Yes. Man boobs. Gimmie my credit on that word when you outsource it.
@ 1:45 BWHAHAHAH Those shirts are obnoxious
@ 1:53 Ciara?
@ 2:16 Did he just tweek?
@ 2:44 That is not the least bit intimidating.
@ 2:27 Enough of Ciara’s solo now.
@ 3:24You can tell that was one of those lines he thought was really clever. Probably exclaimed “Oh Dip!”
P.S.: Didn’t Jay sell Rocawear a couple of years ago?
@ 3:35 Is Stanley Kirk Burell even from N.Y.? That’s what I thought.
@ 4:35 In Jay’s defense, he’s not that fat.
I kinda want Jay-Z to respond to this. Not, in like, a Super Ugly type of way…but in like an “I know this is sh*tty & I just wanted to let you know that I’m aware it exists and I think this is sh*tty” type of way.
If that doesn’t work out, he can always just play with himself.