On the heels of last night’s rancid Republican debates, I made some astonishing realizations:
– Oh sh*t we are in trouble because (one) of these is the potential Republican nominee.
– There is an awful lot of sexual tension between Mitt Romney & Rick Perry.
– Oh sh*t I dropped a peice of bacon.
– This entire thing is sh*ttily and blatantly racist
Equal parts fear and hilarity moved through me whilst I watched 63 old White men, 1 ex- Rhythym Nation extra & the Token Negro “debate”.
Certainly I could not listen to Ron Paul whine,
but I did notice that he looked remarkably like
none other than
Former star of Road Trip,
and not really a DJ even though his initials are D.J.,
Will look like Ron Paul
IN APROXIMATELY 388 YEARS
Oh, but that’s not all folks.
YOU GET TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE TODAY
The lone Negro here,
furthering our race’s setbacks with those comments Herman Cain,
Looks much too much like one of my favorite people
BY THIS ADMISSION, HAS HERMAN CAIN RUINED THE RERUNS OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS?