Everyone Looks The Same To Me Vol. 26 : REPBULICAN EDITION

On the heels of last night’s rancid Republican debates, I made some astonishing realizations:

– Oh sh*t we are in trouble because (one) of these is the potential Republican nominee.

– There is an awful lot of sexual tension between Mitt Romney & Rick Perry.

– Oh sh*t I dropped a peice of bacon.

– This entire thing is sh*ttily and blatantly racist

Equal parts fear and hilarity moved through me whilst I watched 63 old White men, 1 ex- Rhythym Nation extra & the Token Negro “debate”.

Certainly I could not listen to Ron Paul whine,

but I did notice that he looked remarkably like

none other than

Former star of Road Trip,

and not really a DJ even though his initials are D.J.,

DJ QUALLS

Or,

Will look like Ron Paul

IN APROXIMATELY 388 YEARS

Oh, but that’s not all folks.

YOU GET TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE TODAY

The lone Negro here,furthering our race’s setbacks with those comments Herman Cain,

Looks much too much like one of my favorite people

Martin Lawrence

BY THIS ADMISSION, HAS HERMAN CAIN RUINED THE RERUNS OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS?

PERHAPS.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

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One Comment Add yours

  1. Anonymous says:

    Awwww… you cant hate on ron paul. He makes too much sense. That is why no one likes him.

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