Hilarity Pt. 40- Iranian Ass Grab

American male athletes love each other’s asses. They demonstrate just how much in every major U.S. sport:

Doesn’t look like A-Rod is falling from the precipice of anything, but it does seem he prefers to be firmly entranced guided by Derek Jeter’s butt.

In Rodriguez’s defense, IT IS A SUPERBLY HYPNOTIZING ASS.

Sheffield may or may not agree.

We all know Shaq is into this:

…Then there’s the NFL…

implementing the “grab and plow”.

Yet all of this somehow pales in comparison to an Iranian soccer team’s celebration of a win:

@ :14 #6’s hand almost fully disappears into #13’s ass. #13, realizing the foreign object, sweeps his teammate’s hand away.

This replays in every kind of “mo” (pun intended) throughout the remainder of the video.

 Perspolis players Mohammad Norsati and Sheys Rezaei have not only been fined $40,000, but suspended from the league.

That’s exactly what an on-feild colonoscopy gets you.

And nighttime visits from Kobe.

 

Love,

*Ms. Officer

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