New Vid: The Beyonce- Dance For You

Here we go again.

:06 Last time we heard sirens in a The Beyonce vid, it was during “Ring The Alarm”…and…WELL

@  :23 This entire thing is giving me Dick Tracy.

@ :56 Does my butt look like that when I sit down? #ProbablyNot

@ :59 This, I believe, is her signature dance. That cat thing.

@ 1:14 $20 says he takes it out mid-vid.

@ 1:24 Why is this enclosed office so windy? Is it the slow-moving fan?

@ 1:29 $20 says something else is poking besides his collar

@ 2:13 The Beyonce had a lot of pre-very-pregnant gyrating to do on film before she got very pregnant. These videos are akin to those Lil’ Wayne shot pre-incarceration. #Sohecouldbeoutwhilehewasin

@ 2:28 GET READY TO PAY UP

@ 2:47 How much of this moment is he savoring in his mouth right now?

@ 3:09 WE JUST SAW THIS IN THE “BEGO” VID

@ 3:17 Ok, so, now the wind makes sense.

@ 4:07 How many gay-guy-who-thinks-they-can-do-this-better-than-The-Beyonce-parodies will this spawn?

@ 4:46 This man is one of the only men to ever be looked at through The Beyonce’s legs.

@ 4:48 Hahahahah he’s clutching himself

@ 5:05 Ok, so, kind of wanted them to have at least a little sex on camera.

DAMN YO U ARTISTIC CREATIVITY.

This was hot. Although I am not a smoker, The Beyonce just has that effect.

How many of you will now add this song to your respective “Strawberry Moonlight Candle Stargaze Panty” playlists?

Too many, I deduce.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

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