Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays- Missy Elliott

Missy Elliott is such a talent that you may consider this the first installment in her “WTHDTGW” feature.

Long acronymn, huh?

To be fair, this may be her song, but it’s not really her song. It’s one of those collaborations that featured every single popular rapper at the time, representing their respective rap crews, yet all in a show of rap solidarity instead of beef.

It gets muddled, Nas’s this verse is better than every other that verse, but one thing is for certain. This song encapsulates a certain time of year.

AND NOW WE’RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999.

@: 02 THESE OPENING CHORDS HAVE PUSHED A BUTTON

@: 10 Nas has looked like he was 17 up until about last week. Does this mean that (legal) females who got with him prior to this time have an underlying issue?

@: 22 What’s better than synchoronized ’90’s dancing in videos? With the exception of The Beyonce, Do they even do this anymore?

@:32 My QB PIECE MAKE Y’ALL [INSERT 6 LETTER ADJ. HERE, PLURALIZED] TUCK Y’ALL SH*T IN

@ :47 SING

@1:07 Ginuwine doesn’t readily come to mind, but I can see how that’s possible

@ 1:11 Pre-Superwoman Lil’ Mo’

@1 :17 Who doesn’t love Mary? Even though she’s not a “Hot Boy”?

@1:38 SANG

@ 2:09, Kind of know of Eve’s whereabouts, but not really.  I also may or may not have been the only one who truly lovedwatched her show. Word is, she’s currently a member of an interracial relationship. [Insert banner wave here] BUT

HOW MANY HAVE REALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE PAW PRINT TATTOOS?

Neither has Youtube.

@3:04 About here you should be expecting a very nasal “Ayo Mami what the deal…” That of course, would be the voice of Q-Tip, and I was never really aure why he wasn’t featured in the video, because his verse supports the back end of this song quite nicely.

@ 3:09 PROCLAIM

@4:25 I used to do that in the schoolyard when I was little.

Ah, don’t you miss real creativity?

COME BACK.

 ALEC BALDWIN SUMMONS YOU.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

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