Drake- Ism, “Take Care”- Ism

Aubrey Drake Graham exists as both an actor & rapper singer. Mr. Graham needs to be very careful he doesn’t fall into “Ja Rule” territory, which he is hurdling towards with his latest effort, Take Care. The “lonely-kind-of-singer-kind-of-rapper-entertainer-sitting-by-a-golden-bird-whilst-being-Jay-Z’s-unshaven-look-circa-6-months-ago” look is not really doing much for…anything outside of 1983. I never bought the “Drake is a…

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Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays- Heavy D

Eulogizing is NEVER the way I ever wanted to introduce a Heavy D song. Yesterday afternoon, Dwight Arrington Meyers passed away in L.A. of an apparent heart attack. Let’s take this time to appreciate the music he’s given us, shaping much of ’90s Rap, New Jack Swing, R&B, & Reggae: @ :05 This already looked fun @…

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Missed Connections-Ism

Nation, it’s been exactly two weeks since I laid eyes the most beautiful actual man I HAVE EVAR SEEN. EVAR. One of the most startling things about this encounter, was that it never really was. Or was it? Was Fuzzy Wuzzy Fuzzy? I digress. I was waiting for the 2 at Church Avenue in Brooklyn,…

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Hilarity Pt. 40- Iranian Ass Grab

American male athletes love each other’s asses. They demonstrate just how much in every major U.S. sport: Doesn’t look like A-Rod is falling from the precipice of anything, but it does seem he prefers to be firmly entranced guided by Derek Jeter’s butt. In Rodriguez’s defense, IT IS A SUPERBLY HYPNOTIZING ASS. Sheffield may or may not agree. We…

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New Vid: The Beyonce Feat. Kanye West & J. Cole- Party

You will never escape The Beyonce. Sit down & succumb. That said, she just earned herself her own category on this site. (See tags). Good grief, This Song GOES. Easily the type of song where you shuffle drunk side to side & yell the hook as loud as your (top shelf) liquor tinged lungs will…

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Everyone Looks The Same To Me Vol. 26 : REPBULICAN EDITION

On the heels of last night’s rancid Republican debates, I made some astonishing realizations: – Oh sh*t we are in trouble because (one) of these is the potential Republican nominee. – There is an awful lot of sexual tension between Mitt Romney & Rick Perry. – Oh sh*t I dropped a peice of bacon. –…

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Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays- Dru Hill

A wild ride was just had. Thanks to one of my all-time favorite songs, Beauty (Remix), by Dru Hill featuring Case. BUT IT MUST BE THE REMIX. Although the tweak is minor, there is a very large difference between that & it’s origional form. With that said, PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR TODAY’S VIDEO: Not “Beauty (Remix)”,…

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See & Be Seen: Big Sean x Grey Goose Rising Icons Event

Grey Goose was in abundance. I tried to drink it all. Miguel made a seemingly normal appearance looking like a man, BUT THEN HIS PANT LEG SAID OTHERWISE Somewhere in between was a performance by Big Sean, one of the most touted artists by Good Music & Kanye West since…well, Kanye West. “My Last” Feat….

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New Vid: The Beyonce- Countdown

She’s pregnant. She’s dancing. And most importantly, She. Ain’t. You. @ :01  I don’t expect this to be any different from any other – The Beyonce Video -Destiny’s Chile Video -Any video featuring The Beyonce In that it is all about her, all the time. LEST YOU FORGET @ :06 “Oh Hai, welcome to American…

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Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays- N.O.R.E.

There’s no time like the present… to wallow in the past.  Today we are at juuust about midway into Hispanic Heritage Month (HHM), which runs from 9/15 to 10/15.  I see no other way to commemorate my delicate mix of Dominican, Puerto Rican, & Cuban hertiage than with a not-so-old Reggaeton video. At it’s peak, Reggaeton invaded…

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Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays: Naughty By Nature

As we cling to, what are literally, the last 2 days of summer, I thought to myself; 1. I should probably stop drooling & crying 2. Planet Fitness will see me a lot less 3. Why doesn’t Yankee Stadium have a retractable dome 4. WHAT WOULD NAUGHTY BY NATURE DO   Thanks to 1995, we…

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